Friend: What are those round candies?
Me: ... What, like Lifesavers?
Friend: No, no... they're all round and in a stack in the packaging
Me: ...... Gummi Lifesavers?
Friend: No, hard candies.
Me: Creamsavers?
Friend: Smaller than those. Different colors.
Me: ......... I don't fuckin' know.
Friend: Oh right, they're Smarties!
Me: ..........
Friend: This kid has a belt that holds about 20 or 30 packets of them.
Me: .......................... That is awesome.
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