Monday, February 11, 2008

Where the shit did everyone go?

When Bob's site used to be on Blogger, like mine, he had a following (and I piggybacked off of it). Now he's got a new site that looks a hundred times better and is 200% more awesome, and everyone suddenly disappears? What the shit!

I know some of you are still looking at the site -- christ, he's getting 200+ hits a day. So fucking comment! Look, look:

He's got all kinds of stories, like
Grammy Pictures (you jerks all love the Grammys, don't lie)
Kim Kardashian and her sextape (I know you all love porn, too)
Gemma Atkinson's tits (she's not that pretty, but her body's fantastic)

Plus an assload of other stuff -- you've seen it, you ought to know.

All I'm saying is trolls/lurkers are homos. So stop being a homo and start commenting. 'Cause seriously, no one likes to be a homo.




Edit: JP, nice work on the commenting. You are not a homo.

4 comments:

Bob Coughlin said...

Thanks for the rant even if it still provides no comments. I imagine this will get a couple of people to comment sporadically before dropping off again.

I don't need you guys anyway, I'll do it all on my own.

Anonymous said...

I was commenting a lot when I was at home. Now that I'm back in school I read the articles then I usually do homework or go hang out. So while I still read it, I just don't really have the time to comment.

So does that make me a homo? I think not.

Byrne said...

Don't forget there's a huge difference between hits and unique visitors. I remember when I first started doing websites I loved the hit counter, tugs.net would have 10k a day at a minimum, but we'd have maybe 100-150 unique visitors.

Internet analytics is a tricky game.

Squeaker said...

Regardless, Mr. Byrne, there are still enough unique visitors that there should be a few comments.

Also, Mr. Murphy, I believe it actually does make you a homo. Sorry; you should try to comment more!