What the Shit?!

Sometimes, for some reason, a human being is subjected to terrible things that are good cause for a "What the shit?!" exclamation. For example, there exists such thing as the hideous coconut crab. According to that Wiki page, it's the largest land-living (don't crabs normally live in the ocean?) arthropod, and it's related to the hermit crab.

Like Bob, I'm terrified of the ocean and the things in it. That said, I present you with this picture, and my feelings on it:




What the shit?!