Answered by Leia, who was cheating off my paper.
"HIA: Heaven In Aviators. Discuss.
After much research and scientific study, the brilliant minds of Wolf & Phoenix have joined together to share their findings with the world.
As Heaven In Aviators are well known, we do not need to discuss exactly what defines them. It should be known that though some believe that they can only be males, we have recently found proof that there is a female variety as well. Though for today’s discussion we shall stick to the topic we known far more about, the male sector of HIA.
Common Side Effects:
- Goosebumps
It is very common for one to get goosebumps not only when they see but think about HIA.
- Loss of Speech
Though some do not feel or have overcome this side effect, it is still a very common occurance so it must be listed.
- Loss of Clothing
One of the most common side effects when one encounters a HIA.
Often occurring to the subject but also includes the HIA on occasion.
- Random Fantasies
These fantasies can occur at work or at any other time of the day.
Do not be alarmed. They are normal and not dangerous.
Though if they continue and begin to distract you from every day life it is suggested that one fulfills their fantasies with the HIA of their choice.
Sadly HIAs are not sold in stores and must be found. It often takes years to find a true HIA but once found, it is suggested that one immediately grab them fast as they are a rare and valuable commodity."
